I like Nerds

This is an eclectic collection of the things that catch my eye, make me think, inspire fangirling, or intrigue me. I apologize for the mess.
This is not a spoiler free blog!
all nsfw are tagged as such

mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

(via wolfgillies)

relahvant:

so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???

(via bilesandthesourwolf)

thetidesinitsgrave:

wawaqueen:

Maybe I should do the Boo Radley Challenge where I stay in my house for 25 years and never leave

This is the greatest literary reference I’ve ever read.

(via sammys-hair-and-deans-bowlegs)

ifeelbetterer:

resplendeo:

let’s play another tag meme thing! put each word into your tags and see what pops up:

pretty
head
why
when
where
shit
you
stop
how
for
they
super

This is magic. Those tags tell you prettttttty much everything there is to know about what kind of establishment I’ve got going here.

(via joelheymanpls)

baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

(via notenuf)

jimdoesntcarrey:

jimdoesntcarrey:

i have a speech in Art tomorrow on Surrealism and this is all i have so far

image

update: the class groaned collectively 

(via coolstephaniegendronus)

breakinq:

following back tons

(via jetaimeunpeuplusfort)

theverylostprincess:

daisyinaglass:

I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist

(via cameronfryed)

tolazytofinishthi:

unclefather:

yaaaaas santa you look so good santa

SLEIGHH

(via danielle--winchester)

breadmaakesyoufat:

fabled-foreigntongues:

breadmaakesyoufat:

my mother just threw a wagon wheel at me

How the fuck did she get the wheel off a wagon? Do people still have wagons? Why are they destroying them to throw?? Australia’s weird

image

(via jetaimeunpeuplusfort)

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

(via me-nick)

chriskaevil:

DC is being all gritty and “realistic” and Marvel just had a movie where the galaxy is saved by a dance-off and the power of friendship

(via educateddummy)

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

(via damnitdorian)