castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

starkidnutty:

Watching Jennifer Lawrence meet famous people never gets old.

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#she looks like she just found a unicorn

that would be me. I said last night while watching the Tony awards I’d more excited to meet Tom Hanks then receive my award.

Title: Sherlock Theme (Extremely Annoying Version)
Artist: Extremely Annoying Tumblr User Holmesalone
Album: The Thing
Plays: 18809

glowingbunny:

holmesalone:

so this is the ‘thing’ i was talking about the other day

i’m so sorry

oh my fucking god. I’m choking

ronithebear:

callmekitto:

iwantcupcakes:

Vulture tells Mark Ruffalo about Science Bros.  Mark loves it, plans to call RDJ about it.

From Vulture:

Does that mean he’s never heard of “Science Bros,” an Internet subculture celebrating the friendship of Bruce Banner and Tony Stark, the characters Ruffalo and Robert Downey Jr. played in The Avengers? “No, what is that?” he asked. And then the giggles began.

  • “Yes! It’s me and Robert! Look at this! There’s thousands of them!” Ruffalo tried to contain himself. “It’s called the Science Bros. This is awesome. I’ve never heard of it. Why hasn’t anyone told me about that?”
  • “So, are they all quasi-homoerotic?” he asked. “Like tinged with … ” Yup. “That’s cute!” 
  • Is he now a Science Bros shipper, then? “Yeah! I love it; it’s awesome,” Ruffalo enthused. “I endorse it 100 percent. You know what it is? It’s open-source creativity.”
  • Ruffalo couldn’t wait to drop his newfound knowledge bomb on Downey Jr. “I’m going to call him and tell him, and he’s going to laugh his ass off,” Ruffalo said. “He’ll love that.”
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“Like tinged with … ” Yup. “That’s cute!” 

oh my god you precious human

rest-is-for-thedead:

nothing I can add will make this funnier

Reasons To Be Happy:

  1. Dead trees still stand and so can you.
  2. You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you. 
  3. Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.

comicsannibal:

Submitted anonymously by: H. Lecter

I made this for you, my favourite comicsannibals. ‘people actually’, a romantic comedy I’d watch.

OH MY GOD

6 hours ago6,464 notes© fffcuk
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reddiemercury:

Do you ever choke on your own spit and feel like natural selection is trying to tell you something

thefamedzombieripper:

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

Makin dem boys go loco

i-am-superjohnlocked:

mrsmarymorstan:

pudus:

was it really necessary for me to be born

Possibly not, however Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t really necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them!

that is the most uplifting thing i’ve read all day

9 hours ago218,226 notes© momther
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indoxyl:

me